Text 2 Jun 248 notes

pocketmartin:

I bet after the Avengers ate Shwarma, they went to pay but Loki pops up and says ‘You guys are such idiots! I bought your lunch for you!!”

Video 2 Jun 6,214 notes

astringentlyintellectual:

OF COURSE YOU’RE NOT!


COME TO MUMMY, SLEIPNIR!

Photo 2 Jun 343 notes

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Text 2 Jun 14,763 notes Tumblr knows we’re lazy

you-should-let-malik-you:

-Press J to scroll down per post
-Press K to scroll up per post 
-Press L to like a post
-Press Alt and the REBLOG button to reblog automatically 
-Press CTRL and the REBLOG button to open the post you want to reblog, in a new tab
-Press TAB to scroll back to the top of the dashboard

(Source: ohnoitstrixia)

Video 2 Jun 14,382 notes

bannerbuttcakes:

tooraloora:

iloveitwhenyoucallmebigpapagena:

labish:

IT’S FINALLY DONE.

There’s a few glitches that are too late to fix though, but hopefully you guys enjoy it.

I’ll gif out a few scenarios later :) 

OH MY GOD SHE FINISHED IT

labish, would you mind if I linked Tom to this??

OH MY GOD

AUCKLAND ARMAGEDDON AVENGERS GROUP, LEARN THIS DANCE, WE WILL PERFORM THIS!

Chat 2 Jun 8,136 notes
  • Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
  • Me: LOKI?
  • Teacher: Pardon?
  • Me: The God of Mischief.
  • Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
  • Me: I don't have it.
  • Teacher: What?
  • Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
  • Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
  • Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
  • Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
  • Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
  • Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
  • Me: How's your coffee?
  • Teacher: What?
  • Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
  • Teacher: I don't-
  • Me: There's no gas in the tank.
  • Teacher: What-
  • Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
  • Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
  • Me: LOKI'D.
  • Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
  • Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
  • Teacher: Preferably several someones?
  • Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
  • Teacher: Restrain her.
  • Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
  • Teacher: What even.
  • Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.
Photo 2 Jun 46,311 notes 
President Barack Obama criticises Republican silence on booing of gay soldier. (x)

President Barack Obama criticises Republican silence on booing of gay soldier. (x)

Video 2 Jun 8,847 notes

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Photo 2 Jun 1,295 notes kiickass:

vitalregionsseized:

holy shit

oh…


Vagina Teeth, guys. They be real.

kiickass:

vitalregionsseized:

holy shit

oh…

Vagina Teeth, guys. They be real.

(Source: letthemhearit)

Chat 2 Jun 51,930 notes A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something
  • Them: look
  • Me: I saw that already

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